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Armageddon in a Shoebox
02:27
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Armageddon in a Shoebox
If I told you a secret
Would you even think to keep it
If tried to break the ice down
Would you sit back and watch me drown
If I tried to swallow you whole
You can leave and keep the death toll
And if bother you tomorrow
I just won’t let on what you swallowed
‘Cause yesterday you ran away from
All the monsters you were afraid of
And yesterday you placed a bet on
All the odds you weren’t fed up on
just yesterday
that was just yesterday
They took away my Armageddon
From the shoebox where I kept it
They steered clear and second guessed him
They come ‘round when you least expect em’
You went and tipped your hats to demons
Now the rest of us are leavin’
You went to sip the evil liquid
Now can you feel the sickness
‘Cause yesterday you ran away from
All the monsters you were afraid of
And yesterday you placed a bet on
All the odds you weren’t fed up on
Just yesterday
That was just yesterday
That was just yesterday
That was just yesterday
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3. |
Whiffle Ball Bat
03:04
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Whiffle Ball Bat
I don’t need you here
Doing your best to keep me sincere
And I don’t want you there
Because I can see you from there
I don’t want that stuff
Had about enough of that bluff
But I don’t care about that
I just want my whiffle ball bat back
And we keep comin’ back to that one thing
And we keep comin’ back for that one thing
And I just need you here
Doing your best to keep me sincere
And I just want you there
Standin’ there in you underwear yeah (yeah)
‘Cause I just love that stuff
I can’t get enough of that shit
But I don’t care about that
I just want my little baby back yeah
And she keeps comin’ back to that one thing
And we keep comin’ back for that one thing
I love you
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4. |
Supersize America
02:15
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Supersize America
I gotta’ a high speed access internet
She gotta’ cable modem plus ink jet
I gotta’ sitcom brain that’s getting wet
And we’re goin’ we’re goin’ but we’re not gone yet
Thanks for stopping but keep walking
Eyes at recess making a mess
I gotta’ an art-fag mag on my toilet seat
I gotta’ real hard time with gettin’ sleep
We’re gonna’ turn them cattle into sheep
Said we’re goin’ we’re goin’ but we’re not quite beat
Thanks for stopping but keep walking
Eyes at recess making a mess
from pocket to picture
to disk for richer
or porno-flick pictures
screen-save fingers
the edit co-edit
re-edit poetic
imbed it or set it
in death-com pleasure
Thanks for stopping but keep walking
Eyes at recess making a mess
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5. |
Leopard Interior
01:31
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Leopard Interior
She got leopard interior
In her getaway car
She feels so inferior
Her boyfriend’s a rock n’ roll star
And I can see you’re blackin’ out
Never ever ever ever
Simple reason no way out
You bitch you fuckin’ bitch
Her eyes are like magic
They follow me around
Her head’s okay now
She turns the radio loud
And I can see you’re blackin’ out
Never ever ever ever
Simple reason no way out
Never ever you bitch
No more abuse no more mistreatment
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Tina says bop bop boda-da da da
Bop bop badop bop bop boda-da da da da
Badop
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6. |
Wrong Way
03:29
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Wrong Way
The distance from the ground to here
Is a long long way
And she’s helping everyone she meets the wrong
Wrong way
Too late too late
Too late too late
And they’re growin’ out like grass
In a haze to save your face
And they’re tellin’ everyone the truth
For the long long wait
We’re dawning on ourselves again
The wrong, wrong way
Now they’re scrambling to find something
They lost along the long way
Too late too late
Too late too late
And they’re climbin’ out
Like cats in heat along the fast pace
And she’s telling; everyone the truth
For the long long wait
Let’s make this easy
I ain’t needy
It’ll be easy
Japanesey
Down to nothin’
Bound by somethin’
Down to nothin’
Bound by somethin’
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7. |
Oh Well
02:25
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Oh Well
The break always comes before the sound
The rain always rains before the drought
And I think I see you fallin’ out
And I thought I heard you coming down
I can’t get no water from the well
Hello
And I think that it’s probably just as well
Oh well
The thunder always comes before the storm
The pity always shows before the scorn
The blood always pumps before the heart
The artist never rescued by his art
I can’t get no water from the well
Hello
And I think that it’s probably just as well
Oh well
Hello
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8. |
Frisco Burger
02:56
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Frisco Burger
San Francisco heat San Francisco treat
San Francisco heat I’m your fuckin’ meat
San Francisco treat I’m a fag in heat
San Francisco treat I’m your fuckin’ meat
What else is there to do in Wisconsin but be gay
We’ll go down to Boston and we’ll play
From here we can see Oberlin go down
Yeah ya’ know that Lakewood really gets around
Every time I turn around they’re callin’ me a bitch
I don’t care ‘cause I’ll punch em’ in the face
Every time I turn around they’re calling me a whore
That’s okay ‘cause it doesn’t matter anymore
You can be my burger you know now
And you can frisk my burger just go down
You can be my burger on the bus
Yeah I think she can be just like one of us
Ohh ahh ohh ahh ohh ahh ohh ahh
Blaaaahhh
I’m not pretty but I’m fuckin’ horny
What else is there to do in Milwaukee but be gay
We’ll go down to Boston and we’ll play
From here we can see Oberlin go down
Yeah ya’ know that Tremont really gets around
Uhh Uhh Uhh Uhh Ahhhhh
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9. |
Comin' in Waves
03:01
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Comin’ In Waves
I can see her comin’
She’s comin’ in waves
And after sex she feels like
She had an alien baby
Says lesbian Jamie
And she says its love’s light
Everything that she said
Just comin’ in waves
All those times that we spent
Just comin’ in waves
I can see her in the distance
She’s got that fire in her hand
She’s walkin’ on water
And you can have your concrete
Don’t preach on me
Don’t preach on me
Everything that she said
Just comin’ in waves
All those times that we spent
Just comin’ in waves
Just comin’ in waves
Everything that she said
We said not to get your head in a mess
Like we find ourselves in again
Let’s we pretend the nothing’s not here
So just please step away
From that inside window pain
And if you’ll calmly just melt away
From that one time she weren’t chaste
And she says its love’s light
Comin’ in waves
Comin’ in waves
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10. |
Faster Bastard
02:42
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11. |
In the Act
04:57
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In the Act
She’s done enough she talks to loud
I’ve seen enough
I’m not to proud to have it all
On my back
She’s caught on to your latest rumor
Caught on to your sense of humor
It won’t be too long now
How would you feel
Now she says that she ain’t laughin’
Now’s our chance might as well cash in our chips
For a change
And my patience wearin’ thin
And our ship’s just come sailin’ in
Don’t tip the boat when you step in
If we sink it’s ‘cause our heavy sins
Are weighin’ down on our chests
This shit comes out my mouth’s a monster
This common ground so why not stomp her
Out like that dam red spot
She’s fallin’ through so why not catch her
In the act and not the stretcher
If the truth be told we’re all lyin’ here
And my patience wearin’ thin
And our ship’s just come sailin’ in
Don’t tip the boat when you step in
If we sink it’s ‘cause our heavy sins
She keeps her legs crossed
She can tell time with her feet
She don’t need no time machine
She’s goin’ to the moon
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12. |
Thing I (Fucker Face)
02:21
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13. |
In the Rain
10:03
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In the Rain
She sits outside
In the rain
She twiddles her fingers
In disdain
She hikes up her socks
For the next rock concert
Dreamin’ to meet the next biggest thing
To date
And she’s glad to see him straight
He is tragic but that’s okay
She thinks at least he’s safe
For a little while
And in exchange
For her little smiles
She will be saved ‘til
She lays down in the rain
She wakes up late
Eats in her pajamas
She never forgets to call
Her grandma Kate
And tell her
That she’s okay
She thinks she is
At least just for today
And she’s always got her mace
And she’s tryin’
To keep face
For a little while
And in exchange
For her little smiles
She will be saved
Till she lays down in the rain
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Kid Tested Cleveland, Ohio
Kid Tested is a three piece machine from Cleveland, Ohio extruding a sound which ranges from driving power ballads like, “Accelerate,” to crafted and orchestrated riff rock songs like, ”This is a Joke,” and to melodic and dreamy (‘pretty songs’) like, “Promises.” Kid Tested consists of singer and guitar player, Shawn Mishak, Bassist, Dominic Ricciardi, and drummer Jim Beil. ... more
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